Ebullient Efflorescence

I thought if I cared about one thing I would have to care about everything and I would go stark raving mad.

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I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

Me:
Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider:
Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me:
We cool?
Spider:
Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me:
Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider:
Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me:
So...can I get out now?
Spider:
Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me:
Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider:
Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

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thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

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evilsupplyco:

"See the thing about being an evil villain is that instead of letting your inner demons fester & weaken you you can control them and ride your majestic, winged beasts of terror into battle against your enemies." — Mary Rose, theeverydaygoth.tumblr.com
Evil Supply Co. proudly partnered with the brilliant Mary Rose to develop this 8” x 10” art print as the first part of our upcoming Sotto Voce collection.
Available for $5.00 + S&H in our store.

evilsupplyco:

"See the thing about being an evil villain is that instead of letting your inner demons fester & weaken you you can control them and ride your majestic, winged beasts of terror into battle against your enemies." — Mary Rose, theeverydaygoth.tumblr.com

Evil Supply Co. proudly partnered with the brilliant Mary Rose to develop this 8” x 10” art print as the first part of our upcoming Sotto Voce collection.

Available for $5.00 + S&H in our store.

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7.23.14

George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.

"Another scene I remember now as an adult is every morning at school we started the day with the Pledge of Allegiance to the flag…there was the American flag flying over the camp but I could also see the barbed wire fence and the sentry towers pointing at us from my schoolhouse window as I recited the words ‘With liberty and justice for all’." - George Takei, The Daily Show (July 24, 2014). 

Full Episode (apologies, The Daily Show website does not have the best video player). 

To Be Takei documentary official website. 

- Mod Dawes Sr. 

I had no clue this happened so this gifset is very very important for awareness. 

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adrinkofgreenelixir replied to your post: Bless Jehovah for giving his witnesses…

I have literally had a panic attack on the bus because one dude was so persistent and disregarded my personal space so badly. It was fucking horrible.

UGH! 

I had a guy follow me through the grocery store once when I was sixteen asking me if I had been saved and all that bullshit. I wish I would have had the guts to make a huge scene about it to get him to leave me alone. It really sucks how we’ve been trained to be nice and quiet to the point we can’t stand up for ourselves. 

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thebarefootrebel replied to your post: Bless Jehovah for giving his witnesses…

around here, they’ve started sending women so you can’t tell it’s them. 😠

You can usually tell the church women too. Modest and in pairs. We get a lot of those too, handing out fliers. 

It helps that I very rarely open my door for anyone. I don’t feel bad at all for ignoring them. I need to get a no soliciting sign though, so they can ignore it like they ignore the city’s laws about it. 

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oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old 

This should be a wake-up call to her parents.

She obviously needs help.

Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,

and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.

You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle

with goat or lamb blood,

and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.

This is great way to to teach your child early on

about geometry and foreign languages.

Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard

dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING 

Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.

She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl 

Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:

There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. 

If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. 

Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.

I love everything about this post

only on tumblr

I will always reblog this. 

His name is bill

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